The Scattered Thoughts of Me

Here is a collection of lists, presented in top / bottom format. For those of you who are not familiar with this format (that'd be everyone, since I just made this format up a little while ago), I'll explain it to you. Suppose there are three items in a list. They will be appear in order as shown below:

1. The absolute best / the absolute worst
2. The second best / the second worst
3. The third best / the third worst

I'll give you an example.

Car brands I might be able to afford sometime in my life:

1. Honda / Pontiac
2. Nissan / Chevrolet

Honda is the absolute best, and Pontiac is the absolute worst. Nissan isn't as good as Honda, but second place is still pretty good! Chevrolet is not quite as bad as Pontiac, but it's not in an enviable position, to be sure.

Got it? Good. Here come a few:

Cars:

1. Ferrari 456M GT / Hummer H2
2. Porsche 911 Turbo / Hummer H3

Movies:

1. Braveheart / Return to Me
2. The Godfather / A Walk to Remember
3. Napoleon Dynamite / How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Soft drinks:

1. Mountain Dew / Pepsi
2. Manzana Lift / Root Beer
3. Coca-Cola / Dr. Pepper

Star Wars Movies:

1. Return of the Jedi / The Phantom Menace
2. The Empire Strikes Back / Attack of the Clones
3. The original Star Wars (A New Hope) / Revenge of the Sith

Languages I Actually Know:

1. English / Spanish

Languages I wish I knew:

1. Japanese / French French
2. Korean / Canadian French

TV Sitcoms:

1. The Simpsons / Seinfeld
2. Futurama / Everything else

Mexican Foods:

1. Bistec tacos / Cold wet pork rind soup

Sports:

1. Baseball / Basketball
2. Pro Football / Men's Figure Skating

Sports Teams:

1. Atlanta Braves / New York Yankees
2. Tennessee Titans / All other American League baseball teams
3. Nashville Predators / New York Mets

States:

1. Tennessee / Texas

Big Airports:

1. Atlanta / Houston

And finally........

Foods:

1. Big juicy perfectly cooked New York strip / Cold wet pork rind soup
2. Bistec tacos / Bad kimchi
3. Chicken wings from Toot's / Broccoli